High and Horny

Sorry I haven’t been around. I don’t even know if anyone reads this anymore. OMG, I’m so baked. I have a rare daqy off so I smoked a joint, and I haven’t been laid for awhile, just too busy with work.

I was thinking about posting my sex thoughts as well as stories on this blog. Today I didn’t know what I was going to do. I just work too much. Anyway, I puffed one awhile ago, then my nipples got tingly. I’ve spent about two hours watching cock videos and looking at pics of cock on sex.com

I have my toy box out and am going to spend the day having orgasms, I’ll see how many I can have. I’m picking three toys out now. I have this new masturbation routine I do in the shower now, I can suction two dildos on the tile wall, and one on the shower door, then enjoy double penetration, and feeling spit roasted, having the one on the shower door in my mouth.

So I’m back, I did go play with myself. I stopped writing for a bit and finished watching a gangbang video, but it switched midway into a woman being fucked by a pony…I shit you not. I’m so stoned I was locked to the image of this woman taking the biggest dick I’ve seen, from a pony…wtf? I must be sheltered. People do this? I’m just surfing and rambling, bear with me.

So I had this guy contact me on a site. Anyway, he was very rude several times. I guess he’s seen some of my nude pics and read some stories I wrote about my adventures. He said all kinds of weird shit, like what a bitch I probably was in real life, how pretty girls have denied him sex his whole life…on and on.

I asked what his problem was. He said he was an “Incel.” I researched that word, they’re fucked, no one denies them sex. I told him if I like his cock, I won’t deny him sex. I’m waiting to hear back 🙂